December 2009
50 posts
Lets get fucked up
Lets make 2010 the slutest year ever
Had a epic day today now Im having a sleep
See i do show romance
Me: I love you like a love sick crack head =D
i dont care what people say the rush is worth the price i pay i get so high when your with me but crash and crave you when you leave
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will you sleep with me
No no no ummmm wait r u the one who looks like a horse?
I like your wife, she’s witty and attractive. What time do you go to work?
i work 24/7
Do you want sex ?
Hell yeah
Age, religion, finances, ethnicity, sexual preferences.
23, Nuns r hot, $$$$$$, White thank god, I like the...
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the reason i find boners so funny
Its true, I find boners to be amazingly funny. I portray boners everywhere. Pics, jokes, sketches, songs, etc. and i’ll tell you why. Boners are a perfect comedic irony. And by irony, i mean a situation where the literal definition is the opposite of the actual definition. A boner is the perfect dichotomy. It is both the coolest and the dumbest thing on the planet. Boners rule, boners allow...
But I don’t want to be treated as your equal. I want to be treated a lot better than you.
BOOZE is starting to make Gazza retarded
LIKE REAL BAD LIKE WALKING INTO A PARKED CAR ALMOST GETTING LOCKED UP KNOCKING ON THE WRONG HOUSE DOOR LOSING MY PHONE/IPOD ATT OR JUST DOING FUCKED UP BUT FUN THINGS
Isn’t it funny how relationships change people?
Today something got me thinking about relationships. How they can change people for the better, or worse, or change them completely. And I’m not much of a thinker either.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh life is tough at the moment.
“There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn’t the end of the world, it’s the beginning of a new life.” Change is always hard to bear especially when it is involuntary. Recently there have been some changes in my life that I did not want but which in the end became unavoidable. At first I was angry, hurt, depressed...
A Clothes Line
i always see pretty women in these stupid magazines wearing the same outfit and it says who wore it better and then people vote guess what i really dont care who wore it better what i would like to know is who takes it off better am i right fellas whos with me
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Christmas
Have a great one everyone
“Look, you were being an unbelievable dick. I was walking out on you. I was cold,...”
– Cherry Darling
WatchDinner with Raphael
A guy brings his girlfriend home to meet his family, including his brother who has … a condition.
“There are no small minds, just big heads.”
Mum: Where are you going?
Me: To get some air.
Mum: We got air in the house.
Me: I like beer with my air
I value
I value The Relationship that I have with people. I value My family and Friends. I value Handwritten letters. I value Honesty. I value Punctuality. I value Respect. I value Time spent with people I value Time spent alone. I value Truthfulness. I value Love. I value Beauty. I value The scenery of beaches. I value my mental Health I value My physical Health I value My spirital Health ...
I believe
I believe making love is an art form. I believe Life is too short to waste it on things that don’t matter. I believe I am an adult and therefore there is no need to explain myself. I believe in the miracle of life. I believe in taking care of myself. I believe in the strength of Family. I believe in the magic of love. I believe in Jesus i seen him on the bus he told me the meaning of life. ...
I love i sin
I love sexyy kinkky good timez. I love The warmth of the sun on my face. I love the glow of the Full Moon. I love All the time I spent with my family as a child. I love kisses on the nose. I love cuddling on a cold night. I love lounging in front of the fireplace talking & drinking. I love dancing in the Rain. I love Catching rain on my tongue. I love conversations with strangers. I...
If you die you’re completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I’m not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I’ve got.
I’M ON A FUCKING JOURNEY. I’M ON A WALKABOUT, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK AMBITION OR SUCCESS, AND THEY THINK DOLLAR. MY SUCCESS IS GETTING UNDERNEATH THAT. AT THE FUCKING END OF THE DAY, THAT’S...
“Isn’t it interesting how the sounds are the same for awful nightmares and great...”
– Blanche
Top 10 Horror Movies
Scream (Rose McGowan, Drew Barrymore, Courteney Cox need i say more and i still remember all the lines to that film)
Halloween (Loved it but didnt really like Laurie until the remake i was rooting the the totally girl that got her tits out)
Nightmare On Elm Street (The first horror movie i ever watched gave me nightmares didnt want to sleep again)
It (Not really scary but funny)
Child’s...
Top 10 Music ATM
KE$HA
LADY GAGA
PUSSYCAT DOLLS
JUMP SMOKERS
3OH!3
PINK
ROB ZOMBIE
BRITNEY SPEARS
KELLY CLARKSON
JESSICA MAUBOY
He is The New Improved Me!
He is The New Improved Me! He is upgraded and contains thirty percent less sugar. He is packed with flavor, stuffed with character but most of all. He’s F U N ! He’s easy to assemble. Simple to break down and stores in the smallest of spaces. He is performance-guaranteed, factory-tested and fully refundable. The New Improved Me has a fixed annual percentage rate no...
“My whole life has been decided by fate. I think something more powerful than we...”
– Sharon Tate’s own words :(
The Mall is impossible.
I went to six different stores, they were all sold out. I finally went to one store where they had one left, and another guy saw it. Ugh, I cannot believe a person would push a perfect stranger out of the way, step on his hand, and give him an elbow to the forehead, just for a itouch… but I did it anyway!
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I...”
– Crying Girl
lol wtf
You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.
“And day by day i filled my world with more words and more dreams….”
– amandabynes
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“This is really who I am, and it took a long time to be okay with that. Maybe in...”
– Lady Gaga <3
“I’m dealing with this the same way I dealt with my own alcoholism and drug...”
– Jerri Blank
My Interests
Life, Booze, Gym, People, Art, Fashion, Music, Peace, Walking, Skatebording, Travelling, Memories, Cities, Film, Photography, Theatre, Adventures, Movies, Writing, Thinking, Summer, Cuisine, Experience, Creativity, Water, Nature, Culture, Love, Dreams, Weekends, Frankston, Vodka, Mates, Music, Texting, Ciggies, Parties, Money, Party Buses, Pubs, Music Festival, Stereosonic, Solar Festival,...
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember...”
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